THINKING GOOD THOUGHTS ABOUT GEORGE W. BUSH

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A few years ago my dearest friend came up with a theory about Ariel Sharon. She said that it would be a positive thing to study his personal history and find good things about him…. then dwell on those issues with the hope that more good would come…. that was about five years ago… we are still looking for those things.

I tried the same recently with George W. Bush…. to date the only good (funny) thing I could find was this story concerning a birthday gift from his wife… I must share it with you….

Laura Bush bought George a parrot for his birthday.

She told Dick Cheney, “The bird is so smart! George has already taught him to mispronounce over 200 words!”

“Wow, that’s pretty impressive,” Cheney said. “But you realize that he just says the words. He doesn’t understand what they mean”.

“That’s okay,” Laura replied. “Neither does the parrot”.


Can we deduct from the above that the President of the United States is a bird brain?

5 Comments

  1. max said,

    November 20, 2007 at 2:57 am

    that poor bird…

  2. George Warmonger said,

    November 20, 2007 at 4:02 am

    Why degrade birds with the likes of W.
    The dumbest bird in the world probably has more common sense than W ever will!!!

  3. Anonymous said,

    November 20, 2007 at 4:57 am

    How dare you make fun of George. Don’t you know he’s misunderestimated. What will the childrens think when they read this. He’s the decider damn it. The commander guy if you will. He’s in charge of Aubu Gaff I mean Aubu Garif whatever he’s in charge.

  4. Anonymous said,

    November 20, 2007 at 12:35 pm

    Bush is no bird brain…

    You’ll find bush’s brain escaped long ago like before he was born.

    All we have left is a vacant space topped by hair.

  5. White Charcoal said,

    November 20, 2007 at 5:48 pm

    I just lurve this blog. Absolutely brilliant.

    White_Charcoal

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