(Ben Heine © Cartoons)
As my gesture of welcome to the President, I present here his greatest words of wisdom for all to see the type of man he really is…
1-”We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe.”
George W. Bush
2-”It’s time for the human race to enter the solar system.”
George W. Bush
3-”The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country.”
George W. Bush•A man lost in his logic:
4-” It isn’t pollution that’s harming the environment.
It’s the impurities in our air and water that are doing it. “
George W. Bush5-”Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream.” George W. Bush
6-”These people are trying to shake the will of the Iraqi citizens, and they want us to leave…I think the world would be better off if we did leave…”
George W. Bush
7-”I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family.”
George W. Bush8-”If we don’t succeed, we run the risk of failure.”
George W. Bush
9-”Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.”
George W. Bush
10-Well, I think if you say you’re going to do something and don’t do it, that’s trustworthiness.
George W. Bush
•A man lost in space:11-”For NASA, space is still a high priority.”
George W. Bush
•A MAN WITH HEAVEN ON HIS SIDE:
12-”I believe God wants me to be president.”
George W. Bush13- [I was] “chosen by the grace of God to lead at that moment.”
George W. Bush
14-”God told me to strike at al-Qaeda and I struck them, and then he instructed me to strike at Saddam, which I did, and now I am determined to solve the problem in the Middle East.”
George W. Bush
15-”I trust God speaks through me. Without that, I couldn’t do my job.”
George W. Bush
•The man lost in his vocabulary:16-” Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children.”
George W. Bush
17-”The problem with the French is that they don’t have a word for ‘entrepreneur’.”
George W. Bush
18-”One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is, ‘to be prepared’.”
George W. Bush
19-’There’s an old saying in Tennessee — I know it’s in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can’t get fooled again.’
George W. Bush
• Thoughts coming straight from George Orwell’s ‘1984′:20-”Iraq and Afghanistan …are now democracies and they are allies in the cause of freedom and peace.” George W. Bush
21-”Ariel Sharon … is a man of courage and a man of peace.” George W. Bush
22-”See, in my line of work you got to keep repeating things over and over and over again for the truth to sink in, to kind of catapult the propaganda.”
George W. Bush
•THE DECEIVING PACIFIST:
23-”I just want you to know that, when we talk about war, we’re really talking about peace.”
George W. Bush
24-”This notion that the United States is getting ready to attack Iran is simply ridiculous. And having said that, all options are on the table.”
George W. Bush25-”Free nations don’t develop weapons of mass destruction.”
George W. Bush
26- “Governments accountable to the voters focus on building roads and schools—not weapons of mass destruction.” (N.B.: The U.S. has 10,000 nuclear weapons)
George W. Bush•The Theologian:
27-”Islam, as practiced by the vast majority of people, is a peaceful religion.” George W. Bush
28-”The Islam that we know is a faith devoted to the worship of one God, as revealed through The Holy Qur’an. It teaches the value and the importance of charity, mercy, and peace.”
George W. Bush
•THE Flip-Flopper:
29-”I favor leaving up to a woman and her doctor the abortion question.”
George W. Bush30-”I am pro-life.” George W. Bush
31- “The most important thing is for us to find Osama bin Laden. It is our number one priority and we will not rest until we find him.” George W. Bush
32- “I don’t know where bin Laden is. I have no idea and really don’t care. It’s not that important. It’s not our priority.”
George W. Bush
33-”We found the weapons of mass destruction. We found biological laboratories…for those who say we haven’t found the banned manufacturing devices or banned weapons, they’re wrong, we found them.”
George W. Bush
•The forecaster of things to come:34-”Oh, no, we’re not going to have any casualties [in Iraq].”
George W. Bush
35-”We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur. “
George W. Bush
36-”I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future.”
George W. Bush
37-”Many Iraqis can hear me tonight in a translated radio broadcast, and I have a message for them: If we must begin a military campaign, it will be directed against the lawless men who rule your country and not against you.”
George W. Bush, (speech of March 17, 2003)
38-”To the C students, I say you too can be president of the United States.”
George W. Bush
•The astute observer:39-”A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls.” George W. Bush
40-”Brownie (Michael Brown of FEMA), you’re doing a heck of a job.”
George W. Bush
•A man and his environment:
41-”I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully.”
George W. Bush
•The double-talker:42-”There’s a lot of suffering in the Palestinian territory, because militant Hamas is trying to stop the advance of democracy.” (N.B.: The Hamas government was elected) George W. Bush
43-”We look forward to analyzing and working with legislation that will make—it would hope—put a free press’s mind at ease that you’re not being denied information you shouldn’t see.” George W. Bush
•THE WOULD-BE DICTATOR:
44-”In a time of war, the president must have the power he needs to make the tough decisions, including, if need be, the decision to grant himself even more power.”
George W. Bush
45-”I’m also not very analytical. You know I don’t spend a lot of time thinking about myself, about why I do things.”
George W. Bush
46-”If this were a dictatorship, it’d be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I’m the dictator.”
George W. Bush
47-”I’m the commander — see, I don’t need to explain — I do not need to explain why I say things. That’s the interesting thing about being president.”
George W. Bush48- “I will not withdraw [from Iraq], even if Laura and Barney are the only ones supporting me.”
George W. Bush
49- “I’m the decider, and I decide what’s best.”
George W. Bush•And, last but not least, CONSIDERING THE MESS IN IRAQ:
50-“I don’t have the foggiest idea about what I think about international, foreign policy.”
Skulz Fontaine said,
May 15, 2008 at 1:39 pm
Add #51. Bush to the Israeli Knesset, “(Israel) a homeland for the chosen people…” Israel and by extension the Israeli people are “chosen people?” Oh here we go again. Chosen by “God?” “God” it would seem, displays incredibly bad taste. “God” and by extension George Bush, would seem to be remarkably idiotic!
khartoum said,
May 15, 2008 at 3:25 pm
Gee! Can I use them on a T-shirt?
Jeff Christen-Mitchell said,
May 15, 2008 at 3:39 pm
I question if this country can survive this person. The only way I can see it is if George is given a third term – prison.
Roger-Kent: Pool said,
May 15, 2008 at 3:40 pm
They are chosen but not in the way they think. They are the poster children for: “don’t let it happen to you!”
theo said,
May 15, 2008 at 4:23 pm
Proof positive we have a psychopath in office. Like Cheney, Rice, et al why let reality and the facts interfere with your own personal reality? Faked ‘terror wars’, a bankrupt USA Corp., ignoring international conventions and treaties, HELLbent on attacking Iran with no evidence to support claims(which have been proven wrong time and again before launching an attack thankfully), and his solution for the banking crisis is to hand the whole economy over to private banks who CAUSED the problems in the first place! Osama Bin Laden could not do better in destroying America than Boosh has.
embarrassed in USA said,
May 15, 2008 at 4:28 pm
I deeply apologize to the world for our president.
I did not vote for him.
Bertiz Benhamid said,
May 15, 2008 at 4:45 pm
Thank you for reminding us what a brilliant Commander in Chief this Nation is plagued with……G*d help us all.
Jim said,
May 15, 2008 at 5:16 pm
http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/2008/5/15/12651/3974/459/516187
spoz said,
May 15, 2008 at 5:36 pm
This bloke is a clown.
Unfortunately.
A very dangerous clown.
Whether the United States can recover from this despicable little germ.
Remains to be seen…
Claiming to be the ‘voice of GOD’!!!
How sick?
john phillips said,
May 15, 2008 at 5:39 pm
No comment. I do not tolerate fools and cannot understand why a great nation selected such a nincompoop as a president.
robertsgt40 said,
May 15, 2008 at 6:10 pm
EVERY VILLAGE HAS A BUSH
rgl said,
May 15, 2008 at 6:29 pm
America, boy, can you pick ‘em!
Wally said,
May 15, 2008 at 7:20 pm
The scary part is that 98% of americans are every bit as stupid and moronic as dubya. God bless th red, white and duh!
Apologies To The World said,
May 15, 2008 at 7:20 pm
John, he was not elected/selected .. both elections were rigged. My apologies to the world for the horror unleashed by the republicans and democrats in congress who enabled this monster. The USA is in deep do do .. We have no one running for president who could possibly or even want to try to undo the great damage that has been done to our country.
Please pray for us .. we are a nation under siege by greedy, dishonest, arrogant people. I’m afraid my country will never recover.
v zoppa said,
May 15, 2008 at 7:27 pm
you would think that the people who really run this country and decide what and how things are done. would have found someone who didn’t always appear the clown.
T.T. said,
May 15, 2008 at 8:43 pm
“The fact is that Allah never changes the condition of a people until they intend to change it themselves. If Allah wants to afflict a people with misfortune, none can ward it off, nor they can find any protector besides Him.” Holy Qur’an 13:11
Its not just GWB. You as a community have turned to the evil side. Over 1 million dead kiddies from Saddam sanctions then more than 80% aproval to slaughter the innocent Iraqis again in GWII. No food water or medicine for Palestine because they are resisting invaders who have stolen their land & have & are committing genocide against them. etc etc. What evil, evil people are Amerikans. Oh Allah, the only owner of the all that exists, inflict on Amerika a punishment that has never before been inflicted on a people. Make them the lowest of the low & send down on them humiliation & degradation. Ameen.
Luath said,
May 15, 2008 at 9:18 pm
You think that the shrub’s selection was an accident? Not even. They KNEW who they were putting in office. Apologies To The World, I have news for ya…. Sorry just ain’t gonna work this time… the world is TIRED of sorry, sorry sorry…it is just a word, thats all just a silly word that holds no meaning. The USA is like a drunk buffalo cow come charging into the glass store, moving its HUGE carcass around, oblivious of the damage caused by the broken china constantly in the way…..and the only mealy-mouth monologue that the old girl can offer is….sorry?? What with the inbred in the office and the whore looking for a daddy, why is the world lolling (laughing out loud)?
Kevin Williams said,
May 15, 2008 at 9:35 pm
Please everyone, do not associate our unfortunate presidential choice with “98%” of America. That is just blatantly incorrect. If that were true, I would have left eons ago. Most of you are likely aware that the puppets on the magical glowing box are just that, puppets. I advise you all to look at your own government and see what’s going on in your own backyard. The US has a huge mess to clean, and a huge debt to pay. I agree. However, it is simply idiotic to assume everyone acts and behaves like ‘W’. I’ll even add that I’m a native Texan myself, and I don’t have a monosyllabic vocabulary like our fearless leader.
I’m afraid I have no idea how to personally stem the tide of wrongs, other than to talk with people and try to open their eyes. Sheep are everywhere, we just need more sheperds, and that goes for the whole world, not just the US. It’s hard to look in any corner of the globe and not see atrocities occurring daily. The Internet has been the best tool for global awareness so far, and I hope the commentors above can find better uses for their time than bad-mouthing the largely innocent (although misguided) citizenry of the US.
Frank Friedenberg said,
May 15, 2008 at 9:44 pm
The world should demand WAR CRIMES TRIBUNALS. Make these people pay for what they have done. Do you remember what the protests of the 60s accomplished? If Saddam was hung for what he did in Iraq, then what do you think these WAR Criminals should get? Their lies have caused the deaths of far more Iraqi’s. These people must answer for what they have done. That is the first step to restoring America.
Frank Fredenburg said,
May 15, 2008 at 9:47 pm
Frank Fredenburg – There goes the confounded spelling corrector again. It is amazing how many times I forget that.
Frank Fredenburg said,
May 15, 2008 at 9:53 pm
v zoppa I have thought about that too. I think there is probably a very simple answer. Stupid clowns are easier to give orders to. In the 60s, it was the college students that spoke out and presented the biggest opposition to the policies of the Ruling Elite.
CNN SUCKS said,
May 15, 2008 at 10:03 pm
Telling by all the vacant stares coming from those who stood behind Bush, not alot has changed. The recent footage of the people standing in the background of Hillary and John McCain while they yap away, alot of those people standing back there, cheering blankly, look as if they couldn’t remeber what they did the day before. America is a powerful country filled with what looks like are too many really clueless peoples. Very sad.
lara said,
May 15, 2008 at 11:27 pm
Send the clowns into the Wax Museum of Madame Tussaud.
john said,
May 16, 2008 at 12:55 am
If my 7 year old granddaughter came out with anything like those comments, perhaps she could run for president, oh sorry, she has a heart.
Martin said,
May 16, 2008 at 3:05 am
Hello America,
Let’s recall how Bush got the job.
The same patterns are being deployed by Clinton to get elected.
Remember Al Gore’s cowardice?
He was gutsy and determined to get elected, just like Obama, but then a simple twist of vote recount, put Bush in the driving seat, and all Al Gore had to say is “I just lost the election”. A Puppet, that’s what he was/is.
What a clumsy election that was.
Seriously clumsy.
Ridiculously clumsy.
Way to go America.
To me, Obama displays the same traits as Al Gore’s.
Clinton would be happy to keep campaigning, because she knows, the same clumsy mistake will be in place. American democracy is way too easy to be manipulated, by the few 0.00001%.
If you guys do not unite, the whole America will be rulled by this 0.00001%.
I actually rewrote the 0.01% to a 0.00001%. I have seen it done over and over again, ever since the 90s. I was a young adult then, who just realized the prophecized message on how evil was forming. All my observations were counter-argued by most Americans, except a few good people whom, I think, must have recalled what I told them about Iraq War and Bush, and Israel.
Regards
Meena said,
May 16, 2008 at 4:06 am
Bush, Cheney, Rice, Rumsfeld, Powell, (all their aids and advisors. Ari Fleisher, David Frum, Ffeith, and all the other Neo-con advisors who pushed for war with Iran. All congressmen and women and senators who have taken contributions from the Jewish and Israeli Lobbies should be put on trial for Treason in the United States and if found guilty, all given the most severe penalty for putting another country before their own and sending American Youths to die for Israel. Shame on you all. Shame on you for murdering innocent Iraqis, Shame on you for paying Israelis to kill innocent Palestinian civilians with your tax dollars for the past sixty years, and shame on you for letting these inbred cowards that did not have the courage to serve America themselves send your children to die so that they could please their zionist friends in Israel and wealthy corporations.
I hope that America/Israel pays the ultimate price for what it has done in the Middle East to a people who had not harmed them in any way.
If you think that Arabs attacked you on 9/11 then it was because of your support of the genocide being committed in Palestine by Israel which is paid for by American tax dollars. Did you know that Israelis have universal health care also courtesy of American tax dollars.
Why not vote in a president who puts America before Israel for a change. That would be a first.
sam williams said,
May 16, 2008 at 12:58 pm
Now the election has morphed into one based on race, religion, and our old pal, terror. The US electorate believes “Israel good” “Ayrabs bad” while the Zionists plan even more wars for the US to “win” for Israel. The media is arse deep in this and the only truth is on the web and that is getting suspect. Sorry folks, the world situation will deterioate even further and you will lap it up on the Evening News or The Situation Room, hosted by a paid AIPAC lobbyist.
vandie said,
May 16, 2008 at 1:03 pm
There is only one man running for the presidency of the U.S that will stop this insane mess, his name is Ron Paul. There are some that are fighting tooth and nails to get him elected. I believe if he is not the next president of the U.S it is over for this country.
spoz said,
May 16, 2008 at 9:23 pm
You are probably right Vandie.
I am a betting man and would give both
Ron Paul and the good ol U.S of A.
About the same odds!
A.j. said,
December 6, 2008 at 5:31 am
Actually, I think that picture on your blog was taken 60+ years ago, I think it was the sonogram of Barbara Bush when Dubya was in her womb!
come visit my blog and look what Bush said (his words highlighted in red) about retirement…that guy is such a turd…
http://osirisjournal2.wordpress.com