The Bible tells us that the Hebrew slaves were freed after Moses delivered plague after plague upon the people of ancient Egypt…

BUT, recently discovered evidence shows the real reason the Pharaoh was so afraid of Moses…

Just look at the following photos taken in a vault found in Moses’ (aka Charleton Heston) basement…. I’d be afraid as well. 😉

UPDATE ~~ As some of the comments indicate, these photos apparently are NOT from the home of Charleton Heston… but rather from one belonging to someone named Bruce Stern.


  1. robertsgt40 said,

    June 12, 2008 at 20:53

    My kinda guy. You can never be too prepared

  2. Masher1 said,

    June 12, 2008 at 21:00

    Ahhh i knew they would get to prying those guns out of his cold dead hand. Ebay ??

  3. G said,

    June 12, 2008 at 21:04

    Great!!! Now who is gonna protect us from those damn dirty apes. (would be helpful against zombies as well)

  4. Ed said,

    June 12, 2008 at 21:10

    Didn’t Moses eat the Egyptians after turning them into Soylent Green sandwiches?

  5. Ted Stryker said,

    June 12, 2008 at 21:10

    Omega Man …

  6. John M. said,

    June 12, 2008 at 21:24


  7. Jolly Roger said,

    June 12, 2008 at 21:40

    nice collection, Moses. Where’s your God now?

  8. danny said,

    June 12, 2008 at 22:01

    My guns, My guns!! Shut that door you filthy apes!! Soylent Green is people!! One more step and you are pudding!!

  9. Easterling said,

    June 12, 2008 at 22:13

    Happiness is a warm gun, bang bang shoot shoot – The Beatles

    Can anyone out there figure out what the easy chairs were for. I don’t even want to venture a guess. Yuck!

  10. AK47 said,

    June 12, 2008 at 22:16

    Ohh yes, you can’t have enough from it. Trust me I know.:))))))))))))

  11. Cadavre said,

    June 12, 2008 at 22:35

    The White Moses invaded 1960 America’s homes. And White American Christians felt good. Even the evil Egyptians were white! And had British Accents! Finally – something for Caucasians to fell proud about – everybody in the bible story was white just like them – even Adam and Mitochondrial Eve!

    And staffs really do turn into snakes – and river water does turn into blood. True only for the Tigris in recent times with help from born again hard Christian Soldiers (children of an uzi packing Jesus) and Russian (born again hard chosen) Mossad Israelis. And George Bush – his administration – the heads of all federal agencies and the entire US Congress and Senate are “really” NOT WAR CRIMINALS – just misunderstood mass murderers.

    Dream on … dream on.

    And if my memory serves correctly – according the Bible moses was the color of bronze – he was black. The Egyptians of that Time were black (does King Tut look like Hess or Tiger Woods?).

    And Hebrews were Egyptian. And Jesus was Egyptian.

    And – according to all anthropologists – the Pyramids were not built by slaves any more than the Saturn Rocket that to men to the moon was built by slaves. The Pyramids were built by Egyptians.

    The Myth of the White Moses – bite me where the sun don’t shine Mr. De Ville – has sure caused us a lot of problems – more problems than the confusion related to orientalism and Noah has cause for ZioNazi academics.

  12. Dirty Sanchez said,

    June 12, 2008 at 23:10

    Hey Charlie, there is a second part to that amendment…so fork over some of those weapons to your state militia and help train some volunteers for christ’s sake.

  13. June 12, 2008 at 23:11

    I do not see your point. It is very well known that Heston was a supporter of Guns, and that he supported Americans being allowed to defend themselves as the Constitution says. He was the president of the NRA.

    Are you trying to say he was a gun runner? A criminal? What exactly do you mean to imply by these pictures? And where is your proof? You are afraid of him simply because he has a gun room? And I thought you were a MAN. Heston was a man,. You are not. Besides he is dead now – you DO realise that, dont you?

  14. rm00sia said,

    June 12, 2008 at 23:58

    No chuck, you can’t take them with you. Here’s your fork and ignore the flames. Punishment begins now………………..

  15. googoomuck said,

    June 13, 2008 at 00:18

    Keep your paws off my home protection, you damned dirty ape!!!!

  16. tom mcguire said,

    June 13, 2008 at 00:25

    Dr. Thomas Thompson, Marquette University, proved many years ago that the Old Testament was fiction and written more than four centuries after the events given in the Bible. Moses, King David, Abraham all fictional characters, never existing in real life.

  17. David C. said,

    June 13, 2008 at 00:51

    This makes me respect him all the more… Who else could ever deliver that real life line more eloquently “Mr. President, from my cold, dead hands.” And he meant it.
    A truly great man who should be an inspiration to all Americans and anyone else wanting to live free.

  18. dogismyth said,

    June 13, 2008 at 01:01

    wow…talk about infatuation! Kinda ridiculous if you ask me that someone has to live like that surrounded by guns. He must have been born without a penis.

  19. Job said,

    June 13, 2008 at 02:20

    What a great gun collection! but I don’t think any of them would part the red sea.

  20. Old fella said,

    June 13, 2008 at 03:19

    Look at that sassy purple couch. Ohhhh the secrets.

  21. Paul said,

    June 13, 2008 at 05:26

    Just how many cold dead hands did this mental case have?

  22. Sitzkrieg said,

    June 13, 2008 at 05:51

    So what would one need 20 M-1918 BARs, 10 Thompson SMGs, and 10 M-1 Carbines for? And I never saw anything in the 2nd Amendment about Maxim and .50 caliber machineguns. I am not against responsible well regulated gun ownership but this kind of obsession could not have been healthy.

  23. brad q said,

    June 13, 2008 at 06:37

    Awesome. Proof that he was a great American! No guns no glory.

  24. Robin said,

    June 13, 2008 at 07:15

    Seems this info hit the net like wildfire sent by emails, so you’re not the only one who got this JOKE. There’s only one problem, this is not Heston’s house and these are NOT Heston’s guns.

    I was just googling him for the heck of it and found this same post refuted elsewhere.

    Look at the caption on the picture of the house, :1860’s manor house. Now read:’

    Meanwhile, Heston’s home and ultimate sanctuary is brimming with memorabilia of his remarkable Hollywood years. He and his wife have lived in the same house near Los Angeles’s Mulholland Drive for more than 40 years

    Does anyone know of any homes built in the 1860’s on Mulhollond Drive?


    This is Heston’s house

    The collection belonged to Bruce Stern:
    “This is the basement of Bruce Stern from Connecticut. I did a google search for “gun room under 1860’s manor house” and all of the needed information came up. Links to other discussion boards about his life and collection along with his ties to the NRA. No truth to anything about Charlton Heston. Doesn’t take much to verify these things, with the internet like it is. I think I read that the entire collection sold for almost $12,000,000. More than $4,000,000 more than the low estimate for the collection. One impressive collection, that’s for sure.”

    Found the list of the guns too, the largest gun collection ever sold.

    Big NRA guy

    And HERE you go, look at the url, but the guy corrected it

  25. marcus salek said,

    June 13, 2008 at 07:27

    How do you know the slaves were Jews? The word Jew did not appear in widespread use until the 19th centruy. In fact in the 40’s and 50’s Hebrews were frequently used. There were other ethnic groups at that time, not only Jews and Jews were not the only slaves.But then again, that is what the Mainstream media wants you to think.

  26. June 13, 2008 at 14:01

    As disturbing as the idea would seem – Heston owning such an arsenal – it is unfair to spread such material when it is so obviously wrong. I doubt that you realized that your sources were not unimpeachable, but it should be noted that an examination of “Robin’s” comment clearly demonstrates that this is not Heston’s mansion – nor his collection (when you look at the image of his house you will see that it would be impossible to land a small plane – even one capable of STOL – that close to the residence, not to mention the 1860 date which is a bit of a give away).

    In the interest of fairness to the truth (I could care less about CH) you really should post a “clarification” post – go ahead, fall on your sword … after all, you did shoot yourself in your foot. 🙂

    [and we all know you can’t afford to do THAT too often!]

    Your son … damn right I’m critical … what, you think I play favourites? Hah! … just kidding … too bad they aren’t legit pics … lol ….

    CC out.

  27. romunov said,

    June 13, 2008 at 17:14

    Mmm, lots of BARs and Garands!

  28. Masher1 said,

    June 13, 2008 at 18:37

    I will have to give the win to Paul.

    Had a good laugh at that one.

  29. Scott Thong said,

    June 14, 2008 at 02:34

    You’ve just made the argument that if we let the Liberal Democrats (especially Bitter Religion ‘n Guns Obama) take away our right to bear arms, the common people will have no defense if the State turns into a fascist Big Brother bully.

  30. BlueyBlogger said,

    June 14, 2008 at 06:56

    Best voting enhancement I’ve ever seen

  31. Nathan Prophet said,

    June 25, 2008 at 20:32

    Bring ’em’on! Mission Accomplished. From my cold, dead hands! Ooops.

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