Madonna: “The Harlot’s Dance” & “Israel’s New Best Friend”

WRITTEN BY: Satia’a Nouredine – TRANSLATED BY: Adib S. Kawar

She slowly spreads her legs, then she raises them high, before she rests her right leg on a couch’s armrest, and waits for seconds, then she quickly jumps up, she slackens the reins of her body another time proceeding with its hysteric movements, which don’t lack defiance, and don’t rest except when a wave of clapping and shouts breaks out: She practices her private rituals, which usually mixes between art, sex and religion… But she lately chose to reduce it to a politically guided message, which is passed from a place where nobody can miss its meaning.

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Is Madonna praying or harloting?!

The audience thoroughly reads the message. Follows up with passion the divergence of the thighs and her buttocks shaking, but they were waiting for her promised last surprise: The white and blue flag covering the burning and squirming body on the stage fluttering in the humid air under spotlights, to announce that the meeting had actually taken place in that dramatic moment, which required years’ long parade of passing away appointments, and processes of reciprocal temptations until all obstacles of separation had melted down.

What used to look like a dancing movement that the singer used to perform up till it became an identification mark and a feature of her body, now has a different meaning, there is a new identity that represents itself, and announcing her joining that small religious group, and asks to receive its blessing, and calls with the diverged and raised thighs, prophet Jacob himself and nobody else, so as to fall upon her and justify her belonging to his descendents even if it was somehow late. And when she received the response in approval, she exclaimed with open ecstasy: “Israel is the center of energy in this world, and it is the axis of peace on this earth.”

Before she reached this climax, she inspired that she is torturing her body and mind. She looked far far away to find that there is a faction called “The Cabala”, which is joined by only the well learned in studies of the Torah and the Talmud, and when she became forty years old, which is the year specified for membership, she started her repeated trips looking for the ultimate truth that is buried in the midst of legends, up till she found it at the age of fifty four, and discovered that it doesn’t require one to give-up that impudent dance, on the contrary it could be calling for it, and consider it of the rituals of piety or actually an approximation to that prophet in particular.

For six nights Madonna danced in “Israel”, and it is said that she sang too, though nobody heard her singing before then and no one memorized her words. In the seventh day she decided to rest as a guest of Benjamin Netanyahu and ask him for her new citizenship identity papers, which she couldn’t obtain from his competitor, Tzipi Livni the night before, he promised to look into the matter, and to publish her letter for the public to read, that is yearning for another idea that it is fighting for other peoples and nations, and diffuse the common impression about its savageness and barbarism, through a famous American artist, who at last discovered herself and through a religious justification by her harlotry dancing.

Assafir – Sep. 5th. 2009

Madonna, Israel’s New Best Friend

hip-hop by Guzin Bilgi

What’s the deal?
Madonna and Israel?
They have a common zeal?
Is she simply a “friend”?
Or a very good weapon
on Israel’s right hand?
Their intimacy is very very mysterious
The impact of this fuck quite tremendous
I could not call this bitch an artist
But rather a brilliant whore and a dumb cabalist!

see the video and read the article

NOTE: the previous version of this post contained the original Arabic of the article and the Arabic Translation of Guzin’s hip-hop by Adib.

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Sources…. two of my Associates, PTT and Uruknet


  1. September 14, 2009 at 08:52 tracking back – MUCH ADO ABOUT MADONNA… tracking back – MUCH ADO ABOUT MADONNA…

  2. September 14, 2009 at 12:07

    This is the stuff of nightmares. I need some brain bleach to erase the image of the tart in the flag doing the bump and grind, yuck

  3. Gillian Freeman said,

    September 14, 2009 at 16:13

    Madonna is a catholic is she not and from the USA she is as high as she can go and likes to shock, this old woman for all her money she is still trying to shock there is a deadness in her eyes and she will do anything for money of which she has sold her soul for, she wants to become Jewish ? And she is asking Bibi about it what will she be called then? her old name she is a performer wrapped up in her world of make believe the USA produce many like this. Her shows are nothing but they get commented on she is not evil just scared of aging and beginning to look like the over rich ugly.

  4. Theon Lyreal said,

    September 14, 2009 at 16:22

    Thanks for the warning, Irish.

  5. coolcuke said,

    September 14, 2009 at 17:04

    Let them have her What has she done for the U.S. other than subvert our young girls to whoredom?

  6. HAHAHAHA said,

    September 14, 2009 at 18:39

    what ever happened to LA MACARENA.. don’t look at me that way. I haven’t been in jail for the past 10 years or so.. (well maybe) this same old hag jiving I see. I brought up Macarena because it is more tasteful and functional.

    picture if you would, A Do-It-Yourself body frisk to make sure all ur body parts and vital organs are intact when leaving Tel aviv AIRPORT.. [insert canned laughter here] ….I thank you.


  7. Saladin said,

    September 14, 2009 at 18:46

    “Israel is the center of energy in this world, and it is the axis of peace on this earth.” Oh my God! That just leaves me speechless.

  8. Roage said,

    September 14, 2009 at 19:31

    There is only one more way left for Madonna to prostitute herself and that is to sell her body parts, that is, if there is any real parts left to sell. She has picked the perfect venue to do just that.

  9. MazTheMoo said,

    September 18, 2009 at 18:30

    Madonna is the Icon. End of.

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