FORMER ISRAELI PRESIDENT SEEKS EMPLOYMENT

Impeccable references …

Hand picked by Netanyahu to serve as Israel’s last President …

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Supported every act of terror and genocide committed by him without hesitation …

YET

I was the recipient of the Nobel Peace Prize

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Two war criminals share a moment

Two war criminals share a moment

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Crossed the Knesset floor to sit with Ariel Sharon, the butcher of Beirut …

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YET

There is a Peace Centre named after me

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Oxymoron extrodanaire

Oxymoron extraordinaire

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As I enter the 100th decade of my life, I now seek employment as my life in government is now over …. Any suggestions would be welcome.

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9 Comments

  1. PJ London said,

    September 23, 2014 at 10:18

    “As I enter the 100th decade of my life,” well he is in remarkably good shape for someone older than Methuselah.

  2. FarmerDave said,

    September 23, 2014 at 17:53

    Having your neck stretched would be welcome

  3. 7toedcat said,

    September 23, 2014 at 18:15

    I’ll hire him to scoop the litter box and clean up dog droppings.

  4. abubaqar said,

    September 23, 2014 at 21:19

    how about asking him to co-ordinate the repair of gaza and the helping the widows and orphans of his atrocitys?

  5. September 23, 2014 at 21:52

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  6. lynntarheel1 said,

    September 24, 2014 at 16:50

    Terrific!

  7. R Davis said,

    September 27, 2014 at 09:19

    Shimon Peres BORN August 2 – 1923 AGE 91.
    They must be DESPERATE if they are rolling out the senile from the nursing homes to promote their regime.
    Isn’t it amazing what a bt of cosmetic touch up & some prescription pep up pills can do for “the almost dead”
    It looks like Netanyahu & his Knesset buddies are desperately trying to hold on to their little corner of the kingdom, by any means possible.
    Obama is on the market for – Rent a President for That Special Event – booking through agency…money is tight in the U.S., you have to get it where ever you can now a days.
    Times are tough for all of us. alas !

  8. R Davis said,

    September 27, 2014 at 09:21

    Netanyahu – resign & run – it’s the only way man !

  9. R Davis said,

    September 27, 2014 at 14:39

    In fact – Benjamin Netanyahu & Shimon Peres look quite pale & even deathly.
    Could it be that they had a night out with the Favorite Demoness Lilith and are paying the price.


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