NETANYAHU JOINS SHIMON PERES AT THE JOB MARKET

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Remember this from a few months ago?

Former Israeli President Shimon Peres goes Job Hunting in Hilarious Parody Video

Former Israeli president Shimon Peres has starred in a parody video released by his office this week, in which he acts as though he is looking for a new job.

In the video, written by his granddaughter, the 91-year old Peres, who has been in public service for 70 years, is seen trying his luck as a supermarket cashier, a pizza delivery man and a gas station worker, while still attempting to promote Middle East peace.

“Go in peace! It’s the only solution,” Peres tells a driver after filling his car.

“A nation that never loses hope gives tips and does not take them,” he says to a customer who forgets to give him a tip for pizza delivery.

The video, which is currently being shared via social media, made its debut at the annual Atlantic Council conference in New York City, according to Peres’s office.

It added that the former Israeli president would continue “to serve the State of Israel through education for coexistence, promoting democracy in the Middle East, and supporting Israeli technology, all through the diverse work of the Peres Center for Peace”.

Now, in preparation for losing the upcoming election, his fellow war criminal is at the same game …

Need a Baby-Sitter? Bibi’s

Your Man

It looks like Benjamin Netanyahu has a new career path lined up — you know, in case the Israeli elections don’t pan out.

A new campaign ad released Saturday shows a couple getting ready for a night on the town. The doorbell rings. It’s the baby-sitter. Or is it?

“You asked for a babysitter, you got a Bibi-sitter,” says a smirking Netanyahu. “Where are the children?”

The parents, understandably confused as to what their country’s prime minister is doing at their door, ask Bibi why he should be the one to watch over their children.

It’s either me, or Tzipi and Bougie,” he replies, referring to Zionist Camp’s Tzipi Livni and Issac Herzog. Oh, no! Not them. The parents shake their heads, demonstrating their mistrust.

Herzog needs his own baby-sitter, the dad jokes. Zing. And Livni? “By the time you get back she’ll probably go over to the neighbors,” Netanyahu quips back. (Livni has skipped to and from four political parties).

The ad conspicuously shows no children. Netanyahu’s previous campaign ad, which showed him as the only adult in a kindergarten class full of children named after Israeli political leaders (subtle, Bibi, real subtle), was banned by the Central Election Committee. Showing children under 15 for political gain is a no-no.

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2 Comments

  1. joekano76 said,

    February 2, 2015 at 22:31

    Reblogged this on TheFlippinTruth.

  2. R Davis said,

    February 5, 2015 at 00:13

    Benjamin Netanyahu Born October 21 1949 is currently 65 years old.

    THERE NEEDS TO BE A SET RETIREMENT AGE
    THERE NEEDS TO BE
    COMPULSORY
    COGNATIVE TESTING
    OF ALL PEOPLES AFTER THE AGE OF 55 YEARS
    WHO ARE IN POSITIONS OF POWER & RESPONSIBILITY
    COMPULSORY COGNATIVE TESTING
    The carnage that this man inflicted on the worlds people
    The financial mismanagement & indulgent over spending
    Should have been seen for what it was – incompetance by a man beyond his depths.

    It is not good enough to say “Oh, he /she – their mind is sharp as a razor.
    In the hands of these power brokers – people lives are at stake – property is at risk – if they are not up to parr.
    The world is in the GRIP of a downward spiriling financial crisis that is being hidden by the political arenas & banking sectors of the nations involved – using main stream media.
    The situation cannot be solved by AUSTERITY MEASURES.
    Italy has a new Leader …….
    Sergio Mattarella Born July 23 1941 he will be 74 years old this July.
    Italy desperately needs a new leader, with the strength & energy of a young man & not a geriatric.
    Italy has no hope.


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