New York- Worshipers arrived at the Fifth Avenue Synagogue this morning for Festive Holiday prayers only to find the building cordoned off by local police. They were told that the house of prayer was off limits to Jews for an unlimited period of time. Prayers were held in a small park across the street but were cut short when SWAT teams arrived with tear gas and water hoses which were used on the worshipers, causing them to scurry off.
At the back of the synagogue itself, there are a number of tables where the pious study their Holy Texts on a daily basis. It is suspected that these tables are actually used by criminal elements engaging in money laundering and human body organ sale contracts. These criminal activities are under police investigation. Until the culprits are brought to justice, the synagogue will be off limits to all Jews in the area. It is also expected that other Holy Sites will be closed off shortly.
New York’s Mayor Bloomberg was one of the first to arrive at the scene this morning. He was outraged at what he found and immediately contacted Abe Foxman of the ADL. Foxman issued a statement calling the incident anti-Semitic, which took everyone by surprise. The statement also said that it was a gross violation of Democracy and the ADL intends to bring its grievances to the leadership of AIPAC. If that happens, President Obama himself will be forced to get involved or there could be a cut in the funds his administration receives from the charitable institution. There are rumours that there might even be a complaint lodged with the International Court of Justice in the Hague.
It is hoped, that this matter is cleared up shortly, before it becomes an international incident.
The above is FICTION….. SATIRE….. NOT REAL……
BUT…….
The following is TRUE…
Israel closes Ibrahimi Mosque to Muslims; Jews only till Monday
Hebron – The Ibrahimi Mosque was closed to Muslim worshipers Friday night and will not be re-opened for non-Jewish worship until Monday, Director of the Waqf in Hebron Zeid Aj-Ja’bari said Saturday.
Israeli soldiers have been stationed outside the mosque since sundown Friday and blocked Muslim access to Muslim areas of the structure, divided in two since 1994 into discrete sections for Muslim and Jewish worshipers.
Since the attacks at the Al-Aqsa Mosque in Jerusalem, Muslims have been worried that Israeli forces plan to take control over both the holy sites in the Old City and in Hebron.
The Ibrahimi Mosque was closed for seven days during September, for the Jewish holidays of Rosh Hashana and Yom Kippur Aj-Ja’bari added.
Desertpeace 
Ponce said,
October 4, 2009 at 16:25
I am a anti-Zionist but I was ready to raise hell when read the heading of this article, the fact that I don’t like them doesn’t mean that I want to take away their religion……..but………a few minutes ago I did read about what the Zionist in the state of Israel did ……… I am so angry that I’d better say nothing.
Moshe said,
October 4, 2009 at 17:55
Satans children will take Jerusalem at any cost, this cult only live for the prophecy that will place the rest of humanity as their slaves, a more selfish people never existed.
SUAT said,
October 4, 2009 at 19:37
Thank You.
Vernon nielsen said,
October 4, 2009 at 19:43
Moshe is correct, they have stolen ideas of sumerian antiquity and perverted them for their own gain. Most need to be routed and crushed and the few that are good need to teach of overindulgence of desire to control and how it makes monsters of angels and men.
Ld Elon said,
October 4, 2009 at 20:33
Its very true Moshe, although it doesnt help them being led down the garden path of eternal destruction by thee other factions involved.
The day be grace when they realise this fate upon them.
Osirus. aka Ld Elon aka Leon Gordon
anon said,
October 4, 2009 at 23:43
There will be no Israel in 10 years the way these fascist S.O.Bs are going. I am enjoying watching the Israelis dig themselves deeper and deeper into oblivion. A world without Israel will be a truly peaceful one that I look forward to with great anticipation and enthusiasm..
davin said,
October 5, 2009 at 00:25
This is a great check for people who claim to be anti-zionist but not anti-jewish. I too clicked to it expecting to be outraged about a affront to jews, even though I am also very anti-zion. Good to know I practice what I preach and that I still don’t confuse Zionism with Judaism.
Bill in Ohio said,
October 5, 2009 at 00:30
DIVEST ISRAEL
Hit them where it hurts..
Tell US Congress.. NO entangling Alliances. Follow the Consitution, Not Talmud.
Frank Fredenburg said,
October 5, 2009 at 02:00
Pulling a switch and substituting Jews for Arabs, might work and cause guilt and shame with any other group, but not with the Chosen Ones! When you are raised to believe you are privileged and special and that the rest of the human race are two legged beasts or cattle at best and even insects, then why should Jews be required to follow the same rules that inferior beings are required to follow. Even Jews that don’t attend Synagogues and call themselves atheists have a superiority complex.
This article is proof of their belief that they don’t have to follow the same rules, that they expect others to follow.
IDF Vets Train U.S. Jews To Protect Their Communities
http://www.israelnationalnews.com/News/news.aspx/132551
this is a paragraph in the article:
“Trainees learn the IDF’s unique martial arts style, known as Krav Maga, and learn to identify suspicious objects and dismantle improvised explosives. They are also trained to use a variety of both non-lethal and lethal weapons, including assault rifles and sniper rifles. Trainees review techniques to deal with situations ranging from knife fights to urban warfare.
Assault rifles, sniper rifles and urban warfare. This is the same Jewish community, that never heard of a gun control measure, they didn’t like and support. This is also the same Jewish community that is all for cracking down on militia’s. The difference is that most of the people that belong to those militia’s are Goy, not Jews.
You can also see their idea that they are special in their push for bombing Iran. It’s perfectly okay if they have hundreds of nuclear bombs, and you can bet many of those are aimed at Iran. They know they got those weapons through skullduggery. When American inspectors came to inspect the plant at Dimona, they bricked up the wall hiding their nuclear weapons plant. That is why they demand that Iran be bombed into the stone age. They are sure the Iranians will be as big of snakes as they are!
Go bomb them yourselves! You want to start a war with Russia, go to it! Fight your own wars! When the nukes start landing, they can target your cities instead of U.S. or other western countries!
TruthSeeker said,
October 5, 2009 at 12:13
I could not believe my eyes when I read the first part of the article. You really fooled me. And to ponce, if the first part of the article was true, I would think that the police has acted within the kimits of the law; no taking away of their religion would have happened.
Will-done! part fiction and part non-fiction; an excellent comparison and not far-fitched. If they behave as such regarding the mosques,it is quite possible that they can behave likewise regarding the synagogue.
Amerikagulag said,
October 5, 2009 at 12:42
Point well taken: Israel is allowed to practice whatever form of discrimination, up to and including murder and genocide, toward its aims of regional domination, but no one can utter a word against them for fear the dreaded ‘anti semite’ brand put on them. Their self-proclaimed chosen-ness is starting to wear thin especially in light of the fact that it’s self-proclaimed.
Well, Jew means semite like Catholic means Swedish. It is not antisemitic to oppose the brutal psychotic regime of Israel. They are animals.
hANOVER fIST said,
October 6, 2009 at 08:58
That’s an insult to animals – animals kill out of necessity; they do it for sport.