HILLARY LEADS THE NEW DEMOS AGAINST TRUMP

The forms of protests originating with liberals who still have not accepted the election results simply get weirder and weirder… Witches across the country gathered together at midnight on Friday to cast a spell on President Donald Trump seeking to remove him from office. The witches have pledged to cast a spell under each crescent moon until Trump is no longer president. The next few crescent moons are said to take place March 26, April 24 and May 23.

Here she is on her way to one of the demos

Here she is on her way to one of the demos

THE PUTZ AND THE POTUS IN TOONS

Start the week with some smiles …..

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Trump and Netanyahu, officializing apartheid in Palestine

Trump and Netanyahu, officializing apartheid in Palestine

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Trump and Netanyahu, a hate affair!

Trump and Netanyahu, a hate affair!

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From Katie Miranda

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From the Israeli Press

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And finally, Americans sing O CANADA …..

A VIDEO GONE VIRAL ~~ NETHERLANDS WELCOMES TRUMP IN HIS OWN WORDS

The Netherlands welcomes Trump in his own words

(In the style of Jon Stewart)

The whole world was watching for the inauguration of the 45th president of the United States: Donald J. Trump. Because we realize it’s better for us to get along, we decided to introduce our tiny country to him. In a way that will probably appeal to him the most.

IN IMAGES ~~ WHERE IS HILLARY TODAY?

NEVER TO FORGIVE, NEVER TO FORGET

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IMAGE OF THE DAY ~~ HAPPY GROUNDHOG DAY 2017

Cloudy or sunny, winter will last at least 4 more years :(

Cloudy or sunny, winter will last at least 4 more years 😦

IMAGE OF THE DAY ~~ DAMN YOU AMERICA!

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IMAGE OF THE DAY ~~ BLACK FRIDAY SUPER SALE

Black Friday Super Sale!

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BILL’S LATEST ‘CHEER UP’ MESSAGE TO HILLARY

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And here’s the situation two years from now ….

THE LATEST POTUS ELECT POLITICALLY INCORRECT POTPOURRI

Views from Right Field

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TWO VIEWS OF THE POST ELECTION WHITE HOUSE ~~ INSIDE AND OUT

These are possibilities …..

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Hillary’s Oval Office

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As Trump sees it ...

As Trump sees it …

The two candidates agree on one issue …. NO TO PALESTINE!

Image by Carlos Latuff

Image by Carlos Latuff

AD OF THE DAY ~~ HILLARY’S PRESCRIPTION DRUG

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FUNNY ELECTION IMAGES

This Could Be Our Next First Lady. In this outfit he looks a lot like the late “Queen Mom” of England.

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Dealing with Ms. Potty Mouth

Finally turning over her EMails

 President Obama’s farewell speech

FUNNY PHOTO OF THE DAY

‘One photo is worth a thousand plagiarized words’ 😉

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GREAT THEME SONG FOR DEMOCRATIC CONVENTION

There couldn’t have been a better choice in songs …

PAST POTUS WISDOM

 Just imagine ….

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Newly elected President Hillary Clinton sitting in the Oval Office ….

Looking up to a painting of George Washington

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And asking him ….. “What should I do as President”?

To which he responds ….. “Always be honest to your people”!

To which she responds ….. “I don’t think that is possible”!

She then looks up to a portrait of Thomas Jefferson

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And asks him the same question ….

To which he responded ….. “Do everything in your power to preserve Democracy in this great nation”!

To which she responded ….. “I don’t think that is possible”!

Saving the best for last, she then looks up to President Lincoln

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And once again repeats her question …..

To which he responded ……

 “GO SEE A PLAY”!!!

And there will be dancing in the streets!

And there will be dancing in the streets!

FUNNY WISDOM OF OUR BEST FRIENDS

 BE SURE TO SEE THIS TO THE END 🙂

Have you ever heard that a dog ‘knows’ when an earthquake is about to hit?

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Have you ever heard that a dog can ‘sense’ when a tornado is stirring up, even 20 miles away?

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Do you remember hearing that before the December tsunami struck Southeast Asia, dogs started running frantically away from the seashore, at breakneck speed?

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Do you know that dogs can detect cancer and other serious illnesses and danger of fire?

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Somehow they always know when they can ‘go for a ride’ before you even ask.

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How do those dogs and cats get home from hundreds of miles away?

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I’m a firm believer that animals – and especially cats and dogs – have keen insights into the Truth.

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And you can’t tell me that dogs can’t sense a potentially terrible disaster well in advance.

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Simply said, a dog just KNOWS when something isn’t right… when impending doom is upon us.

They’ll always try to warn us!

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We should listen!

TOOSDAY’S TOONS ~~ A LOOK AT ISRAEL TODAY

Images by Carlos Latuff

Who’s REALLY inciting hatred?

As right-wing incitement spreads in israel, Bibi looks to extinguish fire he stoked for years

As right-wing incitement spreads in Israel, Bibi looks to extinguish fire he stoked for years

“Justice” Denied Access to Records on Arms Sales to Rwanda During Genocide

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY FROM ONE WAR CRIMINAL TO ANOTHER

Former Israeli President Shimon Peres wishes Queen Elizabeth happy 90th birthday

 

Carlos Latuff adds ….

Happy Birthday Your Majesty from Ireland and Scotland

Happy Birthday Your Majesty from Ireland and Scotland

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The Queen’s views on retirement ….

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UNBROKEN TRADITIONS IN GOVERNMENT HIRING

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As the Election Year approaches, I had to share this one with you all …..

Once upon a time there was a king who​

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He called the royal weather forecaster and

inquired as to the weather forecast for the next few hours.

The weatherman assured ​

him that there was no chance of rain in the coming days. 

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So the king went fishing with his wife, the queen. 

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On the way he met a farmer on his donkey. Upon seeing the king the farmer said, “Your Majesty, you should return to the palace at once because in just a short time I expect a huge amount of rain to fall in this area”. The king was polite and considerate, he replied: “I hold the palace meteorologist in high regard. He is an extensively educated and experienced professional. And besides, I pay him very high wages. He gave me a very different forecast. I trust him and I will continue on my way.” 

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So he continued on his way.

However, a short time later a torrential rain fell from the sky. 

The King and Queen were totally soaked and their entourage chuckled upon seeing them in such a shameful condition. 

Furious, the king returned to the palace and gave the order to fire the professional. Then he summoned the farmer and offered him the prestigious and high paying role of royal forecaster.

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The farmer said, “Your Majesty, I do not know anything about forecasting. I obtain my information from my donkey. If I see my donkey’s ears drooping, it means with certainty that it will rain.” 

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So the king hired the donkey.

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And thus began the practice of hiring dumb asses to work in the government and occupy its highest and most influential positions.

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And the practice is unbroken to this day…

ELECTION YEAR ONE LINERS

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One liners for an election year

If God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates.

~Jay Leno~

 

The problem with political jokes is they get elected.

~Henry Cate, VII~ 

 

We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office

~Aesop~

 

If we got one-tenth of what was promised to us in these State of the Union speeches, there wouldn’t be any inducement to go to heaven.

~Will Rogers~

Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river.

~Nikita Khrushchev~

 

When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I’m beginning to believe it.

~Clarence Darrow~

 

Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel.

~John Quinton~

 

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you.

~Author unknown~

 

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other.

~Oscar Ameringer~

 

I offer my opponents a bargain: if they will stop telling lies about us, I will stop telling the truth about them.

~Adlai Stevenson, 1952~

 

A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country.

~ Tex Guinan~

 

 

I have come to the conclusion that politics is too serious a matter to be left to the politicians.

~Charles de Gaulle~

 

Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.

~Doug Larson~

 

There ought to be one day — just one — when there is open season on Congressmen.  

 

~Will Rogers

And remember this …..

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