HITLER HAD ONE UP ON MOST OF TODAY’S WESTERN LEADERSHIP

A medical document shows that Adolf Hitler only had one testicle.

That’s one more than most of today’s leaders have ;)

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Hitler Had Just One Testicle, Medical Records Show

BERLIN – A medical document shows that Adolf Hitler only had one testicle, German media said on Saturday, suggesting there is some truth after all to a popular British song that says the dictator had “only got one ball.”

There has long been speculation that Hitler was missing one testicle, with rumors circulating that he lost the other one during the Battle of the Somme in the First World War.

But a medical record from the time when Hitler was put in prison after the failed Munich beer hall putsch in 1923 shows he suffered from “right-side cryptorchidism” – a condition where a testicle fails to descend into the scrotum – media reports said.

The doctor’s notes were thought to have been missing for years but reappeared at an auction in 2010, at which point they were seized by authorities.

“The experienced medical officer immediately recognized the condition!” top-selling newspaper Bild quoted historian Peter Fleischmann, who has studied the record, as saying.

Fleischmann could not immediately be reached for comment.

 

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GEORGE CARLIN ON SAVING THE PLANET

Be sure to see THIS post first …..

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PHOTO OF THE DAY ~~ SUBLIMINAL GARDENING

We all need a wee break from the horrors of today’s world ….. so have a good laugh

Guess where this Building is 

Get ready to smile :)

Get ready to smile :)

Scroll down for answer ….

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Viagra’s Head Office in Toronto ( Canada )

Seriously, it is !!!

Can’t accuse Canadians of not having a sense of humour!!!

GAY PRIDE IS THE REASON FOR THE INTIFADA ~~ NOT THE OCCUPATION

Proof that some Jews can be as wacko as some Evangelical ‘Christians’

“What pride is there in opposing nature? What pride is there is opposing God? For this comes punishment.”

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Ultra-Orthodox Rabbi Blames Murder of Jewish Settlers on Gay Pride

A haredi Orthodox leader said at a memorial event for a young couple killed in a Palestinian attack in front of their children that their murder was a result of the gay pride parade in Jerusalem.

Rabbi Meir Mazuz, who is the head of Tunisian Jewry in Israel and heads the Kisse Rahamim yeshiva in B’nei Brak, made the assertion on Sunday at a memorial event in Jerusalem marking the sheloshim, or 30 days, since the couple’s death. Mazuz is also the spiritual head of the Yachad political party founded by former Shas Party leader Eli Yishai.

The two oldest of the Henkin’s four children attended the memorial.

“Gay pride parade? Pride in what?” Mazuz said in videotaped remarks that were posted on the Hebrew language Walla news website. “What pride is there in opposing nature? What pride is there is opposing God? For this comes punishment.”

He called on Jews to stop performing “immoral acts.”

“We must avoid acts of Sodom and Gomorrah that have multiplied over the past year,” he said.

He also said that Jews should avoid visiting the Temple Mount in order to avoid “provoking the nations.”

Eitam and Naama Henkin, a couple in their 30s, were murdered near the West Bank settlement of Itamar while they were driving home with their four children, ages 4 months to 9 years, from an event in Hebron. The children were not wounded in the attack. Eitam Henkin was a dual American-Israeli citizen.

A haredi Orthodox man stabbed six marchers at the Jerusalem gay pride parade in late July, leaving a 16-year-old girl dead. Thousands participated in the 14th annual Jerusalem March for Pride and Tolerance, which went through the center of the city.

TRUMP MAKES HIS DEBUT IN MEXICO FOR HALLOWEEN

Trump has become arguably the most hated man south of the border after describing Mexican immigrants as criminals, drug sellers and rapists. Trump masks sold in Mexico depict the real estate mogul with his mouth agape and a caricature blond hairdo.

 

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GUINNESS RECORDS LONGEST CASE OF CONSTIPATION IN BRITISH HISTORY TODAY

The Throne Room

The Throne Room

Today, September 9 2015,  Queen Elizabeth ll will overtake Queen Victoria to become Britain’s longest reigning monarch with a reign of more than 63 years 216 days on the throne.

 Queen Elizabeth II will mark 63 years and 217 days on the throne today, September 9

Queen Elizabeth II will mark 63 years and 217 days on the throne today, September 9

This might help HRM ….

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IMAGE OF THE DAY ~~ THE WHITE HOUSE AFTER TRUMP’S ELECTION

ONE YEAR AFTER TRUMP TAKES OFFICE

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Actual photo just a year earlier

Actual photo just a year earlier

DONALD TRUMP PROVES IT’S FOR REAL

Trump ‘I don’t wear a toupee, it’s my hair, I swear’ 

The REAL Issues

IF YOU LOVE TRUMP YOU WILL LOVE THIS AD

Best one I’ve seen yet …. found on my son’s FaceBook Page…

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Here are some other good ones …

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JOKE OF THE DAY ~~ YA GOTTA LOVE THIS ONE!

CLOCKS IN HEAVEN

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A Man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, “What are all those clocks?” 

St. Peter answered, “Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move.” 

“Oh,” said the man, “whose clock is that? 

“That’s Mother Teresa’s.  The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie.” 

“Incredible,” said the man. “And whose clock is that one?” 

St. Peter responded, “That’s Abraham Lincoln’s clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire Life.” 

“Where’s Hillary Clinton’s clock?” asked the man. 

“Hillary’s clock is in Jesus’ office….. 

He’s using it as a ceiling fan.”

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TIMELY TOON ~~ NETANYAHU’S REACTION TO IRAN DEAL

Image by Carlos Latuff

Image by Carlos Latuff

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THE LATEST LATUFF SPOOFS

Carlos comes to New York ….

My “Palestinian Mandela” cartoon in a pro-Palestine demo in NYC. Photos: Bud Korotzer

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Tracking Israeli war crimes

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Bella Ciao Omar Sharif

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JOKE OF THE MONTH ~~ HILLARY HONOURS RAMADAN BY TAKING ON A MUSLIM NAME

This might just be the root of her problems …

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GEORGE DUBYA SHOWS OFF HIS NEW TALENT ….

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From bull artist to artist?

Sheldon Adelson Is Now The Proud Owner of A George W. Bush Original

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Even an idjit like Dubya could conquer this ...

Even an idjit like Dubya could conquer this …

Jewish casino magnate and political mega-donor Sheldon Adelson is now the proud owner of a painting by a reclusive artist whose works are rarely seen in public – and happens to be a former U.S. president.

The New York Times has reported that George W. Bush, who began painting amateur portraits in 2012, gave Adelson one of his original paintings at last month’s Republican Jewish Coalition conference in Las Vegas.

According to the Times, the painting is of Adelson’s Marina Bay Sands resort and casino in Singapore, which is one of the most expensive buildings ever constructed.

Since his sister Dorothy’s email account was hacked in 2012 and the world learned of his artistic exploits, Bush has focused mainly on portraits of world leaders, such as former Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi and former British Prime Minister Tony Blair. He has even painted former Israeli Prime Minister Ehud Olmert.

The fiercely pro-Israel Adelson will likely spend tens (if not hundreds) of millions on the next Republican presidential candidate. Bush’s brother Jeb, who is positioning himself for a presidential run in 2016, has distanced himself from comments made by James Baker, Bush senior’s secretary of state, to bolster his pro-Israel credentials. Baker, who had tense relations with the Israeli government of the early ’90s, criticized Netanyahuat the March conference of J Street, which describes itself as a pro-Israel and pro-peace lobby.

So perhaps the gift was more than just a selfless gesture?

Either way, if the painting is comparable to Bush’s previous portraits, it will be, in the words of one art critic, of at least “high amateur” quality. The question is, which casino will Adelson display it in?

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SHIMON PERES SAYS “THANKS, BUT NO THANKS” TO NEW BANK JOB

Just two days it was reported that Israel’s former President signed a contract for $30 Million  a month with Bank Hapoalim.

It all started with this …..

I posted about it under HUMOUR … but apparently Peres didn’t think it was very funny …

Peres pulls out of Bank Hapoalim deal following criticism

Former President Shimon Peres pulled out a lucrative deal to represent Bank Hapoalim, but said that media reports about the nature of the deal were inaccurate.

Financial newspaper The Marker had reported earlier in the week that Bank Hapoalim was paying Peres $30,000 a month to serve as a lobbyist, representing its interests to players such as likely finance minister Moshe Kahlon. The story caused an uproar, inviting criticism from politicians and commentators.In a Thursday interview with Channel 2, Peres said that the deal had actually been to help a US branch of the bank bring more investors to Israel, and had no relation to domestic issues.

“What we agreed to and what was publicized, there was no connection between the two,” Peres said. The point, he said, “was to explain to them that Israel is a good investment. I’m essentially explaining why they should invest in Israel.”

He also said that he intended to put the money into social causes and investing in science. “I wouldn’t have done something that has the smell of money. I’m surprised they’re even asking about this, I think this is proper service. I am not a lobbyist at all,” he said.

Peres said he decided to cancel the deal altogether instead of simply explaining his perspective in order to put any doubts to rest.

“I decided that in any case, for me, it’s not really a financial issue but a public issue, and it’s important for me to maintain public trust, so I canceled the deal and the that’s the end of it,” he said.

“I want it to be crystal clear. That’s how  I’ve behaved all my life, and I don’t want someone to spoil it because of an incorrect story,” he added.

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Perhaps he would be better suited at selling BBQs at Home Centre ...

Perhaps he would be better suited at selling BBQs at Home Centre …

HOW YOUTUBE SAVED SHIMON PERES’ LIFE

Remember this …..

Former Israeli President Shimon Peres goes Job Hunting in Hilarious Parody Video 

It paid off in the end!

Former president hired to consult bank and speak at bank’s events; sources close to Peres say pay goes entirely to charity. 

Peres to get $30,000 a month to promote Bank Hapoalim’s activities abroad

Bank Hapoalim hired the services of former president Shimon Peres, who will collect a paycheck of $30,000 a month to promote the bank’s activities abroad, particularly in the United States.

Peres established a financial firm called “Peres and Associates” several months ago, which aims to work with Israeli companies to promote their activities in both existing and new markets across the world.

Sources close to the former president said any pay Peres receives for the company’s services will go to charity.

“The consultant will provide the bank with services to promote its businesses in international markets, including the United States,” the agreement signed between the two sides said. “The consultation will be done professionally and under the accepted standards.”

Peres is being paid for his speaking at bank events, and the contract includes several events across the United States.

At the end of April, Peres is expected to attend a special event Bank Hapoalim is holding in New York to mark its 40 years of activity in the US.

The event, to be held at the Natural History Museum in New York City, will cost the bank some $1-1.5 million. Former New York mayor Rudy Giuliani and 700 other invitees will also be in attendance.

Bank Hapoalim is currently under investigation by American authorities on suspicion it aided its clients evade paying taxes.

Bank Hapoalim declined to comment on the story.

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My addition ….

I just wonder if the IRS will be one of the ‘charities’ Peres will contribute to because of the following …

Bank Hapoalim is currently under investigation by American authorities on suspicion it aided its clients evade paying taxes.

JON STEWART EXPLAINS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN EASTER AND PASSOVER

Did you ever wonder what the difference is between Easter and Passover?

In THIS video, Jon Stewart explains it all …. a must watch if you want a smile on your face for the rest of the week.

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From the Los Angeles Times

Jewish people of the world, it’s time to step it up. That’s the message Jon Stewart delivered to his fellow tribe members Monday on “The Daily Show” in a humorous rant about Passover’s public relations battle with Easter. 

“As the father of mixed-faith children who are exposed to both Christian and Jewish holidays, I can’t help but feel that we Jews are getting our [tuchuses] kicked out here,” he began. 

Stewart argued that, having “already conceded defeat in the Christmas versus Hanukkah kerfuffle,” it was time for Jews to think about rebranding one of their most cherished holidays. The key to victory, he claimed, is winning over the kiddies, and Passover could really use some help with this demographic.

Stewart summarized the Easter “holiday sales pitch” this way: “OK, kids. Easter weekend is an observation of Christ’s crucifixion and resurrection, so, buh-bam! A basket with candy!” 

The Passover meal is a much harder sell to most kids, Stewart argued, because Jews commemorate the emancipation of the ancient Israelites by eating food fit for, well, a slave. “Hey, 5-year-olds! Basket filled with candy and jellybeans, or horseradish still in root form? Would you like the treats a magical bunny brought you, or the bone from a dead baby lamb?”

Stewart urged his fellow Jews to “take it up a notch” when it comes to youth marketing. After all, it’s not like the story of Passover is totally uncool. “Moses parting the Red Sea? How have we not turned that into an amusement park?” he wondered. 

Most critically, Passover could really use a make-believe character to rival the Easter Bunny. To that end, Stewart proposed “Passover Pete, the guitar-playing, pizza-eating lion.” 

Having already declared war on Christmas, Stewart appears to have moved on to another Christian holiday. The Easter Bunny better watch his back. 

TIMELY TOON ~~ THE SECRET ORIGIN OF THE EASTER BUNNY

 

Compliments of What Really Happened

Compliments of What Really Happened

Happy Holiday!

JON STEWART SLAMS THE GOP ON LETTER TO IRAN

Jon Stewart hammers Republicans on Iran letter: They’re ‘f*cking cuckoo bananas’

Daily Show host Jon Stewart argued on Tuesday that the letter from 47 Senate Republicans to Iranian leaders wasn’t to warn them about striking a nuclear agreement with President Barack Obama — it was really a warning about the GOP. “‘You may be able to get Obama to construct …

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